im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
Farting can increase the size of your personal space
person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but… okay
This was seriously the best prank
One my favorite pranks
me: gets personally offended when the best photo in a calendar isn’t for my birth month
Life imitates art
bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane
